I have been making flat whites, lattes and cappuccinos for many years, but have never been able to achieve barista status with my “artful” foam. This may never happen, as I have a less expensive machine, but, nonetheless, I keep working at it.
During the current Stay at Home orders, I have been playing around with it a bit more and made some really bad coffee art designs. I have never achieved as good a result as my original fluke design of #45’s comb over, which I referred to as “Covfefe”.
Bad Ass Barista
From Covfefe, Mocha-Patty-ccino,
Cappu-Sceno to Tic-Tac-uccin-Toe,
my latte art leaves much to be desired.
This bad ass barista should be retired.
Here are my latest designs.
My wife’s specialty comes into play when the weather warms up and we have a cool coffee on the back deck. We call this one the Iced-Back-deck-accino.